A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things Of Which I Am Sick Right Now
Red nail polish. Cloudy days. Dieting. Drinking water. People who don’t respond to text messages. People who leave urgent voicemails. People who leave urgent voicemails but then don’t pick up when you call them back. People who leave urgent voicemails, don’t pick up when you call them back and never call you back. People who don’t call you back. The NBA. Award Shows. Checking my bank account balance. Doing my laundry. Paying to do my laundry. Paying to do my laundry with machines that don’t work. Commercials on the radio. Pants. Nothing good to watch on TV. Feeling guilty. Feeling like I’m not good enough. People who don’t appreciate me. Shaving my legs. Buffering. People who lie. Lies. Acne. Putting Z’s on the ends of words instead of S’s or just because. Checking my phone to see if people have texted or called me back. Checking my phone and seeing that people haven’t texted or called me back. Being cold. Guys who can’t take a hint. Makeup that wears off before noon. My perm. Cleaning my apartment. My apartment. Thought Catalog. That little multi-colored spinning wheel on my Mac when it’s running slow. Getting lost. Setting an alarm. Forgetting things on my to-do list. My to-do list. Missing things. Missing people. Never having quite enough. Being jealous. Being unsure. Being scared. Being alone.
