Today I had the unique opportunity to tour President George W. Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas. We were allowed to take pictures of the gorgeous wildflower prairie (above), but not near the main house. We did get to walk around it though, I even rolled a golf ball or two (with the Presidential seal printed on them) around the putting green in the front yard and saw the place where Jenna Bush got married. And sit out by the pool for a bit - the comfiest deck chairs I have ever sat in.
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Here’s a new clip from my new standup special. It’s about texting with girls. You can buy the full hour for $5 on http://azizansari.com.
This. A million times this.
You want to know what happiness is? It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn’t get any better than this.
I remember the night this happened with you and all I know is I want it to happen again.
The more tired I get the more lonely I feel…
And the less self-control I have.
